A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth transforms into sentient computer viruses infecting the universe who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and might be overpowered by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.