A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is targeted by a previously undiscovered asteroid storm which was actually created by aliens who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches , but scientists create a new weapon which kills them all.
The End.and then they kill us all.
The End.