A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth becomes the subject of a cosmic reality TV show for ferrets who do not understand us even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a bunch of Elvis impersonators but a priest tells them about the God and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.