A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth enters a temporary truce with resident supervillains who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but they fall in love with a young girl and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.