A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is pushed out of its orbit by aliens who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they have seen every episode of Firefly who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are taken in by a kindly old lady who mistakes them for lost children.
The End.