A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth embarks on a journey through the multiverse, encountering alternate versions of itself who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner who derive their sustainance by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but they fall in love with a young girl and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.