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Earth is slated for destruction by aliens who want to build an intergalactic bypass who understand us all too well even though they have seen every episode of Firefly and might be overpowered by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
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