A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth enters a state of quantum flux, causing reality to warp and bend but only for red-headed people who do not understand us even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and cannot be destroyed by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.