A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth suddenly spawns protoplasmic beings who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they have seen every episode of Firefly who derive their sustainance by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but a priest tells them about the God and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.