A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth finally fills up completely with used Keurig cups who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they are only slightly radioactive and might be overpowered by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they form a rock band and tour the galaxy, becoming interstellar celebrities.
The End.