A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth unleashes a cosmic plague, threatening all life in the universe that has a y in their name who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and might be overpowered by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and so they leave our planet and fly home.
The End.