A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth finds itself at the center of a cosmic conspiracy involving multiple galaxies who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and cannot be destroyed by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but they fall in love with a young girl and they form a rock band and tour the galaxy, becoming interstellar celebrities.
The End.