LISTEN NOW
Now Playing
A Random
SCIFI.radio story
Earth discovers that the key to unlocking the mysteries of the cosmos is piles of raw salmon who understand us all too well even though they have seen every episode of Firefly who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.