A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth unravels the secrets of the universe, rewriting the laws of reality but only for red headed people who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman and cannot be destroyed by a nuclear bomb , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.so they eat us all.
The End.