A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth falls under the spell of a cosmic enchantment, casting the world into sentient vats of melted caramel who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they are radioactive and might be overpowered by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they all get day jobs.
The End.