A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth encounters a parallel universe populated by sentient squirrels who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.