Earth unravels the secrets of the universe, rewriting the laws of reality but only for red headed people who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but they fall in love with a young girl and they are taken in by a kindly old lady who mistakes them for lost children.