A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is suddenly transported back in time to the age of dinosaurs who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a bunch of Elvis impersonators but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.