A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth unleashes a cosmic plague, threatening all life in the universe that has a y in their name who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and cannot be destroyed by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes but a priest tells them about the God and they form a rock band and tour the galaxy, becoming interstellar celebrities.
The End.