A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth contracts a case of cosmic amnesia, forgetting everything that happened yesterday except for weasels who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they are radioactive who derive their sustainance by a nuclear bomb but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.