A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth discovers a portal to a dimension filled with sentient vegetables who understand us all too well even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman and cannot be destroyed by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they become the new rulers of Earth, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.
The End.