A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth unleashes a cosmic storm of chaos and unpredictability on the universe in the form of door to door salesmen who perceive us only as a food even though they are only slightly radioactive who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but a priest tells them about the God and they are taken in by a kindly old lady who mistakes them for lost children.
The End.