A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is targeted by a previously undiscovered asteroid storm which was actually created by aliens who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and might be overpowered by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes , but scientists create a new weapon which kills them all.
The End.and then they kill us all.
The End.