A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth falls under the spell of a cosmic enchantment, casting the world into sentient vats of melted caramel who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they are radioactive who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a bunch of Elvis impersonators , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.