A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth unravels the secrets of the universe, rewriting the laws of reality but only for red headed people who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they are only slightly radioactive who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but a priest tells them about the God and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.