A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth suffers a temporary glitch in the space-time continuum, creating sentiant walruses who do not understand us even though they smell really bad who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but they fall in love with a young girl and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.