A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth ascends to a higher plane of existence, leaving behind a changed world but only for left handed people who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they have seen every episode of Firefly and cannot be destroyed by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes but a priest tells them about the God and they are taken in by a kindly old lady who mistakes them for lost children.
The End.