A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth awakens ancient cosmic guardians to defend against an otherworldly threat from extraterrestrial cats who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and might be overpowered by a bunch of Elvis impersonators , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.