A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth transforms into sentient computer viruses infecting the universe who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman and cannot be destroyed by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.so they eat us all.
The End.