A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is invaded by a swarm of sentient nanobots embarrassing googly-eyed tiny marshmellow men who understand us all too well even though they are radioactive who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a bunch of Elvis impersonators but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.