A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth travels through a wormhole to the edge of the universe and beyond only to find actual worms who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they smell really bad and might be overpowered by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but a priest tells them about the God and they form a rock band and tour the galaxy, becoming interstellar celebrities.
The End.