A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth finds itself at the center of a cosmic conspiracy involving multiple galaxies who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman and might be overpowered by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.