A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth ascends to a higher plane of existence, leaving behind a changed world but only for left handed people who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and might be overpowered by a bunch of Elvis impersonators but they fall in love with a young girl and they become the new rulers of Earth, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.
The End.