A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is slated for destruction by aliens who want to build an intergalactic bypass who understand us all too well even though they smell really bad who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but they fall in love with a young girl and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.