A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth hosts a cosmic talent show for extraterrestrial performers who perceive us only as a food even though they are radioactive who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they become the new rulers of Earth, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.
The End.