A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth becomes the battleground for an epic showdown between cosmic forces of good and evil who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner who derive their sustainance by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines , but scientists create a new weapon which does not work but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.