A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth develops a temporal echo across multiple timelines creating duplicates of everyone on Earth who do not understand us even though they are only slightly radioactive and cannot be destroyed by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.