A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth transforms into a living canvas for intergalactic graffiti artists who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they are radioactive who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but a priest tells them about the God and they form a rock band and tour the galaxy, becoming interstellar celebrities.
The End.