A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is invaded by a swarm of sentient nanobots withering Martian interstellar jellyfish who understand us all too well even though they are only slightly radioactive and cannot be destroyed by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes but a priest tells them about the God and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.