A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth unleashes a cosmic plague, threatening all life in the universe that has a y in their name who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and might be overpowered by a nuclear bomb but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they become the new rulers of Earth, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.
The End.