A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is chosen as the final battleground for an intergalactic war between two microscopic species who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish , but scientists create a new weapon which kills them all.
The End.but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.