A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is invaded by a swarm of sentient nanobots withering googly-eyed interstellar jellyfish who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they are only slightly radioactive who derive their sustainance by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but a priest tells them about the God and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.