A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth becomes the focal point of a cosmic prophecy foretelling the end of days for anybody who speaks Latin who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they are radioactive and cannot be destroyed by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but they fall in love with a young girl and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.