A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth scientists capture multidimensional aliens with cheesy gorilla suit bodies and retro fishbowl space helmetswho understand us all too well even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman who derive their sustainance by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.so they eat us all.
The End.