A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth falls under the spell of a cosmic enchantment, casting the world into sentient vats of melted caramel who understand us all too well even though they have seen every episode of Firefly who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish , but scientists create a new weapon which kills them all.
The End.but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.