A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is chosen as the final battleground for an intergalactic war between two microscopic species who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they are radioactive and might be overpowered by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but a priest tells them about the God and they are taken in by a kindly old lady who mistakes them for lost children.
The End.