A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth receives a visit from future selves with warnings of impending doom who perceive us only as a food even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and cannot be destroyed by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but they fall in love with a young girl and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.