Earth enters a state of quantum flux, causing reality to warp and bend but only for red-headed people who perceive us only as a food even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman who derive their sustainance by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but a priest tells them about the God and they become the new rulers of Earth, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.
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