A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth falls under the spell of a cosmic enchantment, casting the world into sentient vats of melted caramel who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they are only slightly radioactive and cannot be destroyed by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.and then they kill us all.
The End.