A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth encounters a parallel universe populated by sentient squirrels who do not understand us even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman who derive their sustainance by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes but they fall in love with a young girl and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.