A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth forms an unlikely alliance with its greatest nemesis to save the universe who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they smell really bad and might be overpowered by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but a priest tells them about the God and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.